As you lnow, I am an Spanish that can speak and write English (here some may think "hindglish). I never heard or read the word ALLEK before, and I made a Google search for it. I got this:

"when a chimp (tipically as a pet) shoves its finger in its noes and then puts the noes residue on a piece of thin sheet. meanwhile another chimp sneeks behind him and pounces on his toe nail. he then inserts the noes residue into the chips mouth and makes him moan. a couple hours later the chimp will urinate the residue out and put it into a cup and the second chimp will pour the residue onto chinese food and sneeze on it. he then eats it until he pukes. this can be a very risky procedure."

NOW I am feeling ...allek?