Very true!

Especially tell tale sign #6 is valid in my case (not that the others are not): My mad rush to add more friends - female friends especially - seems unstoppable.

Here's the musical equivalent of my disease:

"Money for nothing, and beads for free!

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way they do it
They play with beads on BCN
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin and beads for free
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

I want my, I want my, I want my BCN..."

Here's one for yours:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZp4VEopcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Aqb07nY94
I could try to switch faces. Maybe MC Jamey, Bassem jr., DJ Thomas or Danny "cutting edge" Lopacki could dance for us - it's Easter, after all!

U couldn't beat this - Hammer!

I didn't want to be obsessive about beads. I tried to be cool about it. But then I learned I simply had to put in the time to looks through endless, countless photos, searching for what I wanted, hidden gems in the rough. No way around it, it takes effort. I guess click click click of a computer screen isn't much worse than staring at a television. Best of all, nice beads show up in the mailbox occasionally.