...if I were really adept, I would've photoshopped the image and he'd be standing in the party scene I'd described betwixt those two porphyry vases amongst a fabulous group of people(perhaps you'd be there Nishedha) all admiring that bead around his neck.

Disclaimer: In no way, whatsoever, was I attempting to make anyone think I am Joe Manganiello or the photographer(owner) of this photo. Or that I look anything like Joe.

And, Yes, Nishedha in comparison I am an ugly duckling.